Just have to finish Belltrap's and then I'll be done with the drabblememe.

For kisforkurama: Chad Danforth/Ryan Evans; High School Musical latte boy AU; PG-13. [226 words]
( warning: projection of my own ickyness because I hate being sick. )


Ohmiya preslash-almost-gen; some as-yet-undetermined college AU; PG. [230 words]
( warning: stupidly vague. Also, my Nino-muse enjoys second person present tense. )

So jesus christ, why did no one mention this guy to me before?

Because, um. Brilliant lyrics plus sexy sexy voice. Yes please.

Also, android antifreeze. /crying

First, responses from the drabblememe!

For lyndon_head: girl!Matt Engarde/guy!Adrian Andrews; Phoenix Wright; R. [409 words]
( warning: hetporn, dubcon, femdom, angst and spoilers for case 2-4. )


For teh_slush: sulu!Koki/chekov!Fujigaya; stupid JE Star Trek AU; R. [293 words]
( warning: koki and taisuke are a warning unto themselves. )


And now dumb things I should have posted ages ago.

Yamashita Tomo/Akanishi Jinnifer; same stupid JE girl's high AU as this; PG. [191 words]
( warning: crack and also stupid. )


Hanamura Yosuke/Seta Souji; stupid loveless!Persona 4 AU; PG-13. [401 words]
( warning: tell me to stop writing au forever. )

JAPAN STOP READING MY MIND. I MEAN IT.

GINNY AND I HAD THAT "WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF ARASHI WERE HAREM BOYS" CONVERSATION BACK IN OCTOBER. AND THEN YOU GO AND DO THIS.



...wait if Japan is reading my mind, then-

/THINKS REAL HARD ABOUT PIN AND HOW THEY SHOULD HAVE A DRAMA


ksdjfs;k I just. Yes. Kou Shibasaki. Harem boy Nino. Thank you, Japan.

EDIT: ROFL GINNY YOU'RE A DUMBASS.

SON OF EDIT: meme from mousapelli~

The first five people to comment to this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing (You can make a ratings suggestion, but you're gonna get what you get). In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. ROFL LIKE I NEED MORE THINGS TO WRITE.

1. girl!Matt/guy!Adrian for lyndon_head
2. Konoka/Asuna/Setsuna wingfic for suzu_no_hito
3. latteboy verse Chyan for kisforkurama♥
4. stupid JE Trek AU, sulu!Koki/chekov!Fujigaya for teh_slush
5. ~

so, so bored. Bored and apathetic, because there are a million things I could be doing. Thus far, all I have really done today is watch Dogma. shipping Bartleby and Loki so hard, you have no idea, guys.

WHY IS OUR MICROWAVE BROKEN. I'M FUCKING HUNGRY AND TOO LAZY TO COOK SOMETHING FOR REALS.

SEMESTER BREAK IS FUCKING BADASS. I have gotten so much done on the playing video games and watching shit front. I'm now nine episodes into the first season of Torchwood (badass), two episodes into Kamen Rider Kabuto (OH MY GOD SO FUCKING GOOD AAAAAAAAAGH hi tendou/kagami when did you become my OTP? oh right by the end of episode one), one episode into Katagoshi no Koibito (so, so funny), and another 6~8 hours into FFXII (FUCK YEAH LARSA'S BACK).

Oh. And I watched that gay Korean movie No Regret. Uh. Big regrets, it was so goddamn depressing. WHY DOESN'T THE GAY EVER GET A HAPPY ENDING. fml. So I downloaded Ai no Kotodama in hopes of cheering myself up. Will let you know how that goes.

And you can expect more Yasha recaps in a day or so. AND PROBABLY SOME SENTAI BABBLE TOO BECAUSE KLAJDFKSLDJFLSDK KABUTO.

argh menstruation is fucking stupid. I want my Saki. SAKI WHERE ARE YOU I NEED CHEERING UP.

oh! btw, have a meme from Anders.

Give me a character(s) I play(ed) and I will give you my:

➀ OTP for them.
➁ Runner-up pairing.
➂ Honorable mention(s).
➃ Crack pairing(s).
➄ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't.

Here you go, all! I'll probably do the next few all in one go, seeing as how it's semester break after my last final tomorrow. /gleeful

Vamped: Chapter Two
by David Sosnowski
[amateurishly podcasted by 1st_eggokage]

Chapter One

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to anything but my own voice, this is solely for fun, I am not making a profit here.

You know the drill – comment if you download, tell me if I'm talking too fast. ♥

Hey gaiz.

A few years ago – and when I say a few years, I mean like, eighth grade – I stumbled upon this book. And I read it. And it was awesome. Okay, it's not great literature, but it's sweet and it's fucking funny.

And I've never met another person who's read it. Except for the people I've pushed it on.

So this is me, pushing it on all of you:

Vamped: Chapter One
by David Sosnowski
[amateurishly podcasted by 1st_eggokage]

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to anything but my own voice, this is solely for fun, I am not making a profit here.

Also, this is for Isabella. Iz, you will always be the Isuzu to my Marty, and I know I've been promising this for ages, so here you go.

EDIT: IF YOU DOWNLOAD, PLZ TO MAKE WITH THE COMMENTING.

The week from hell continues. Headaches are back with a vengeance, I'm still coughing up green stuff, and they canceled my fucking class. Mr. Merchant's Global Mythology class. The high point of my fucking week. And he won't say why they cut him off, either.

And now I have three straight days of studying and then finals.

fml.

Because this has been the week from hell, and the best way to cheer myself up is to indulge in the gooey sugary lovepuddle that is my flist.

Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.

CON WEEKEND IS GO.

Going to post fantasy AU drabbles later. Why am I writing the amazing adventures of Kismai as mermaids. Why. GINNY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

I didn't think my family could even have a Christmas with so few arguments.

Sometimes I really love them.

NOW I JUST HAVE TO FINISH MAKING THESE DAMNED SCARVES.

oh, and I wrote people Christmas drabbles. IF I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING, PLZ TO BE REQUESTING ONE HERE.

For Ginny:

( Koki/Fujigaya )


For Saki:

( Sky Pirate OT4 )


For Anders:

( Masaki/Tanya )


For Bell-nii:

( Kurumu/Mizore )

Crossposting from je100~

Title: Fusion Cuisine
Challenge: Drama
Characters/Pairings: Arashi+NEWS+T-Erika — Ban Shogo [Matsumoto Jun in Bambino!]/Ariake Koichi [Ninomiya Kazunari in Ryuusei no Kizuna], Ariake Taisuke [Nishikido Ryo in Ryuusei no Kizuna], Ariake Shizuna [Toda Erika in Ryuusei no Kizuna]
Author's Notes: Erika is a ninja.
__________

( Fusion Cuisine )

Title: Sick
Challenge: Christmas date
Characters/Pairings: Arashi — Aiba Masaki/Matsumoto Jun
Author's Notes: apparently I am vindictive and like projecting my own sickness onto others.
__________

( Sick )

Item One: ANON CRUSH MEME
(no one is going to answer that.)

Item Two: PRINCESS AND THE FROG ON FRIDAY. EEEEEEEEE. So glorious.

And wow, hi. Come on, come on, turn a little faster, come on, come on, the world will follow after.

Item Three: ROCKY LAST NIGHT AT THE RIALTO, SHIT WAS SO CASH. Maybe not as awesome as some other casts, idk, Rach will have to take me to Sins of the Flesh with her next time. STILL RAD THOUGH.

Item Four: Tell me to stop writing freaky RPS AU genderswap.

Item Five: Jesus fuck my jaw hurts.

Item Six: Scarf progress supremely minimal. Am going to go knit and watch Hogfather now.

No context for that subject line other than Squeegee is adorable.

SO SOMETIMES I LOVE MY FAMILY. Someone (read: my beloved neighbor who is wonderful in every way except that pesky little crush on the Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner) has convinced my mother to read Twilight. It's only been a day and she's already ranted at me about the childish writing and how useless Bella is and how she has to keep reading just to find out what happens. (avacadoquill apparently has the same problem, maybe I am just too lazy to be affected by the drug that is Twilight.)

Eggo: /taking horrible perverse glee in the suffering of others
Eggo: So what do you think so far. 8D 8D 8D
Eggo's Mom: Well, obviously he's crazy about her–
Eggo: Emphasis on the "crazy".
Eggo's Mom: And she goes on about how handsome he is. But he's a VAMPIRE. I mean, if you found out someone was a vampire, wouldn't you just want to get away from them?
Eggo:
Eggo:
Eggo:
Eggo: Mom, I don't think you understand the concept of vampires. ._.
[Sadly, it was 11:30 and I could not give her the "blah blah sexual metaphor blah blah Dracula blah blah I would hit Alucard like the fist of an angry god" speech.]
Eggo's Mom: He's just so creepy.
Eggo: You can't judge all vampires based on Edward Cullen, mom. Sparklepires aren't real vampires, anyway.
Eggo's Mom: And they don't eat humans or something.
Eggo: They're vegetarians.
Eggo's Mom: I think they eat cougars, something like that.
Eggo: .../valiantly curbs the urge to cry with laughter
Eggo: Marty says vegetarian vampires eat coma victims. 8D


This is probably not the last lolarious conversation I am going to have with my mother in regard to sparklepires. STAY TUNED.


I can't wait until she gets to Breaking Dawn.

Most people who care have already seen these, but. Superverse drabbles!

( Masaki/Tanya for the prompt 'dream', PG, 175 words. )


( Masaki/Tanya for the prompt 'cold', PG, 209 words. )

ISN'T IT IRONIIIIIIIC

DON'T YOU THIIIIIIINK

I like all the instances of things that are not irony in that song. ._.