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[~STICKY~] fushigi na MiSTERY

  • Nov. 4th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Tego: it's hard work being this pretty
This is here for personal reference, mostly. Some of y'all know that my little bro [info]lyndon_head has been working on this. Novel. Thing. Universe. Full of crazy. And that there is an ex-boyband member named Yamashita Masaki that kills people and is derpy and very awesome.

Anders basically outsourced and got me to come up with Masaki's former group. And here they are.

MiSTERY
[三浦 浩平, 清水 忠義, 塚本 光, 遠藤 大介, 六道 裕太, 山下 雅紀]
[Miura Kouhei, Shimizu Tadayoshi, Tsukamoto Hikaru, Endou Daisuke, Rikudo Yuuta, Yamashita Masaki]

I should come up with some fake song lyrics or something. )

don't dream it, be it

  • Dec. 20th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
K-Ohno: this is my pervert icon
Item One:
ANON CRUSH MEME

(no one is going to answer that.)

Item Two: PRINCESS AND THE FROG ON FRIDAY. EEEEEEEEE. So glorious.

And wow, hi. Come on, come on, turn a little faster, come on, come on, the world will follow after.

Item Three: ROCKY LAST NIGHT AT THE RIALTO, SHIT WAS SO CASH. Maybe not as awesome as some other casts, idk, Rach will have to take me to Sins of the Flesh with her next time. STILL RAD THOUGH.

Item Four: Tell me to stop writing freaky RPS AU genderswap.

Item Five: Jesus fuck my jaw hurts.

Item Six: Scarf progress supremely minimal. Am going to go knit and watch Hogfather now.
stick!Fran: smug stickfran is smug
Launch One Shot, Partner
Final Fantasy XII
Vaan/Penelo, R, 810 words.

WARNING: GENDERSWAP. Wrote this for Saki back in England. Like. Five months ago, what the hell. ._.;; Title comes from a completely irrelevant song that I just happen to like a whole lot and that probably two other people on my flist have heard.


het. SERIOUSLY, WHAT. )

Adopt one today!Adopt one today!Adopt one today!
K-Ohno: this is my pervert icon
Like That
Rosario+Vampire, don't judge me
Ruby/Yukari, R (slkdfjs orz), 670 words.

Oh god where to start. Lesbian porn. Underaged lesbian porn. Have I mentioned I'm going to hell? Because I'm going to hell. This is the third time I've written underage-oral-sex-against-a-wall, I wonder what this says about me. This is also sort of fail but I really don't care because HAHA IT'S DONE. We're going to say Yukari's at least fourteen or fifteen here, okay, and canon can suck it.

I REGRET NOTHING. )
Vexen: BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
No context for that subject line other than Squeegee is adorable.

SO SOMETIMES I LOVE MY FAMILY. Someone (read: my beloved neighbor who is wonderful in every way except that pesky little crush on the Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner) has convinced my mother to read Twilight. It's only been a day and she's already ranted at me about the childish writing and how useless Bella is and how she has to keep reading just to find out what happens. ([info]avacadoquill apparently has the same problem, maybe I am just too lazy to be affected by the drug that is Twilight.)

Eggo: /taking horrible perverse glee in the suffering of others
Eggo: So what do you think so far. 8D 8D 8D
Eggo's Mom: Well, obviously he's crazy about her–
Eggo: Emphasis on the "crazy".
Eggo's Mom: And she goes on about how handsome he is. But he's a VAMPIRE. I mean, if you found out someone was a vampire, wouldn't you just want to get away from them?
Eggo:
Eggo:
Eggo:
Eggo: Mom, I don't think you understand the concept of vampires. ._.
[Sadly, it was 11:30 and I could not give her the "blah blah sexual metaphor blah blah Dracula blah blah I would hit Alucard like the fist of an angry god" speech.]
Eggo's Mom: He's just so creepy.
Eggo: You can't judge all vampires based on Edward Cullen, mom. Sparklepires aren't real vampires, anyway.
Eggo's Mom: And they don't eat humans or something.
Eggo: They're vegetarians.
Eggo's Mom: I think they eat cougars, something like that.
Eggo: .../valiantly curbs the urge to cry with laughter
Eggo: Marty says vegetarian vampires eat coma victims. 8D


This is probably not the last lolarious conversation I am going to have with my mother in regard to sparklepires. STAY TUNED.


I can't wait until she gets to Breaking Dawn.

Dec. 12th, 2009

  • 5:47 PM
Tego: it's hard work being this pretty

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a 1st_eggokage.

Which song was this lyric from?

Get your own lyrics:



ISN'T IT IRONIIIIIIIC

DON'T YOU THIIIIIIINK

I like all the instances of things that are not irony in that song. ._.

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Dec. 10th, 2009

  • 3:19 PM
K-Ohno: this is my pervert icon
Adopt one today!Adopt one today!Adopt one today!Adopt one today!

okay I finally caved (ahahahaha). DRAGONS, I HAS THEM. The greeny-blue one is my favorite, I think. Do I need more ridiculous things to do online? No, I do not. This is not going to stop me any. :Dv

mrrr. why is it cold.

  • Dec. 9th, 2009 at 5:30 PM
the longest unzipping of my life
No idea where this came from, but:
1. Pick 10 15 of your favorite books or series.
2. Post the first sentence of each book. (If one sentence seems too short, post two or three!)
3. Let everyone try to guess the titles (no need for authors; I barely expect anyone to know the titles) of your books.


I left off plays, otherwise this would have been like a list of 25. And I took out names so nothing was too hideously obvious. Bonus points if you can not only name the author, but fill in the blanks!

I expect all you bookfags to do this one. )

Dec. 4th, 2009

  • 6:48 PM
TamaKyo: AND THE OCEAN HAD A FIT
Inactivity time. I'm super behind the eight ball re: school, so. IF YOU SEE ME ONLINE KICK ME IN THE FACE BECAUSE I'M PROBABLY NOT WORKING SOB. After my finals in January I am all yours, babes, but until then my online activity will be spotty at best. IF YOU SUPER NEED ME JUST EMAIL. And if you don't actually know my email, it's lame and I don't want to tell it to you. Ask Ginny/Belltrap/Anders.

and if, y'know, you just want to tell me you love me. that too. I LIEK EMAILS LOTS.

Dec. 1st, 2009

  • 9:22 PM
Tego: it's hard work being this pretty
THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME


Because I am weak.

LOVE ME PLZ. ;o;
Vexen: BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
lol I'm so awkward about actually commenting on people's journals. It feels like "sdfljsds what if I'm annoying them, we don't know each other well enough, what if my comment weirds them out, I probably just shouldn't bother it won't end well." The only exceptions to this are like. Ginny, Reili, my brothers. Saki, too, and Tania and Tealbot and to a lesser extent Sammiface and maybe someone else idk? I JUST GET SO AWKWARD, why am I so retarded at any sort of interaction. MY SOCIAL LINKS ARE CRAP, GUYS.


Although some of them are maxed beyond maxed.


Hey, you. If you ever actually find the time to check your friendslist.


Stop making me go all stupid over you. Everyone thinks I'm a freak.


My kouhai are going to be so obnoxious about this tomorrow.


I'm sorry I kept elbowing you. Maybe we'll suck less at this whole snuggling thing next time, yeah?



I love you.


(But you knew that.)

Nov. 26th, 2009

  • 9:44 PM
the longest unzipping of my life
thank you for curtains and stages and spotlights.

thank you for letters and words and sentences and pages.

thank you for storms and backflips and rollerskates.

thank you for raspberry chocolates. (and for raspberries, ohohoho.)

thank you for cheetos and mountain dew.

thank you for all the things I didn't say.




and thank you for friends. ♥

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the longest unzipping of my life
zzzzzzzzzz.

fuck you school stop trying to make me write things. don't you know I need that wordjuice for porn. I should finish something. NEED MORE YASHA god I have no time anymore. should finish MiSTERY ot3 then, except only two people on my flist even care what happens to those idiots. three counting saki. four counting peach, PEACHY KEEN WHERE ARE YOU. someone please make me believe I am loved, I need concrits. my soul is jark and the night is glooming. /sobs

must finish my play so I can go to bed.




My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.

And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.




...dude, I didn't even know you could have sonnets stuck in your head. and yet I've been repeating it to myself all day.

must be a side effect of that "being in love" thing.

Nov. 17th, 2009

  • 7:01 PM
stick!Fran: smug stickfran is smug
lol I have. Totally done this meme before. BUT I'M BORED AND SAMMIFACE TAGGED ME SO.

FIRST: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.

SECOND: Tag eight sexy people. Don't refuse to do that like a pansy. Unless you really don't want to of course. And if you're not tagged and you want to do it, then do!

god I should be working )

And I tag.... Ginny, Belltrap, Kii, Reili, Anders, Rachael, Atma and Saki. :Dv

Nov. 14th, 2009

  • 2:26 PM
Sho: I wonder what his Stand would be
Fuck.

Why can't I ever finish anything I start.

Why can't I write anything I can show to the people who supposedly matter.

Why can't I just suck it the fuck up and deal.






Why can't I be in Oakland right now.
Renge: TWELVE BOWLS OF RICE
MiSTERY porn, as promised! THIS IS FOR ANDERS, BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS "ILU LITTLE BROTHER" LIKE GAY SEX.

Why Keep the Brakes On
Tsukamoto Hikaru/Rikudo Yuuta, R, 819 words.

Backstage at whatever their equivalent of Shounen Club is. They haven't been debuted for more than a few years – I think Tsuka-chan's probably seventeen and Rikudo's eighteen or nineteen. TASTE THE SUN is Rikudo's solo – imagine Nikaido doing Daite Señorita only sluttier; don't even ask where the title came from because I have no clue.

...Would this be considered fic or original? Because technically they're my characters, I came up with MiSTERY no matter how stupid it is. Anders was the one who said HERE YOU CAN COME UP WITH MASAKI'S BAND. I'm just playing in someone else's sandbox. And Masaki's not mine BUT HE'S NOT IN THIS ONE SO HA. I'm tagging it as both. :\

...rofl I just wrote 800+ words of porn for a fandom that doesn't exist yet.


song lyrics! I still need them! WHO ON MY FLIST CAN WRITE LYRICS AND SPEAK JAPANESE. )

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Sho: I wonder what his Stand would be
...

Goddammit.

OKAY, SAMMI.

YOU WIN.

I CONCEDE DEFEAT.



Now tell me which one's which so I can properly fangirl the one with the dark hair and the gorgeous eyes.




i-i don't have time for more boybands


i don't even speak their language, at least with je i can understand things sometimes



/sobs very quietly

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