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and I'm relying on my photographic memory

while painfully realizing it's not all that it's cracked up to be

Created on 2006-07-26 00:17:16 (#10757923), last updated 2009-12-21

1,580 comments received, 2,269 comments posted

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Name:Non-Asian Non-Hammer Kallenchick
Birthdate:1991-07-28
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shotamadness: Also, I have the Jellafish stuck in my head.
shotamadness: I may have to just.
Slotheyechan: Oh god me too
Slotheyechan: Eggo why did you do this
shotamadness: Link to that all secretlike.
shotamadness: With tinyurl.
shotamadness: On my eljay.
shotamadness: It's like the Ring.
shotamadness: I can cure myself of the Jellafish by spreading the pain.
Slotheyechan: You horrible person.
shotamadness: <3
Slotheyechan: :<
shotamadness: I have an imaginary band called the Cuntfangs.
shotamadness: I have never claimed to be a not-horrible person.
shotamadness: I have a Bachelor's in Horribleness, aight?
shotamadness: I'm working my way up to a Ph.D.
shotamadness: ...That should go in my profile.


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